Men Are Hard To Please -
The Problems with GUYS :

If you treat him nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him ;
If you don't , he says you are PROUD.
If you dress nicely,he says you are trying to LURE him;
If you don't, he says you are from KAMPONG.
If you argue with him,he says you are STUBBORN.
If you keep quiet, he says you have NO BRAINS .
If you are smarter than him,he'll LOSE FACE .
If he is smarter than you, he is GREAT .
If you don't love him, he tried to POSSESS you .
If you love him, he will try to LEAVE you .
If you scold him, you are like a NANNY to him.
if he scolds you,it is because he CARE for you .
If you break your promises , you CANNOT BE TRUSTED.
If he break his , he is FORCED to do so.
If you smoke,you are a BAD girl .
If he smokes , he is GENTLEMEN .
If you do well in your exams, he'll say it's LUCK .
If he does well, it's BRAINS .
If you hurt him , you are CRUEL .
If he hurts you, you are too SENSITIVE !
If you send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.
But if you don't, they say you are selfish .

All but 3 words , ego too strong .


Ladies are equally hard to please (: problems about ladies ~
When you want to get something for her , she'll say NO even when she really wants it alot.
& when you didn't buy for her,she thinks that you're stingy.
When you 2 are in a middle of quarreling, she'll cry her lungs out thinking she'll get away with tears.
When you're talking to someone else on phone, she;ll be asking who's th caller & at th same time, guessing it's a girl .
If you're busy with work & hasn't been contacting for hours , she'll say you don't love her anymore .
& If you keep calling & flooding her inbox with messages ,she'll say you're clinging too tight on her .
When you just simply ask her where is she, She'll think that you're not giving her any space & freedom.
If she's close with any boys outside, she;ll say it's just a friend .
But if you're close with any girls outside, they call this flirting .
When you're in a bad mood & went for a drinking, she scolds & says they don't like it .
But when she drinks, she'll say it's for distressing .
When you're joking & teasing her ,she'll get angry .
But when she's joking & teasing you, she'll say it's just playing .If you control her around too much , she;ll say you're being too bossy .
But if you don't control her , She'll say you don't care for her anymore .

so overall ~ girls are just as difficult as boys could be :D